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so it was a super short trip but i STACKED that shit so it really felt like i was there for a month. if it wasn't for Tomas then none of this shit would have went down.... so let's all give him a mental dry hump... *pause* OKAY! i thought i'd include my drunk bulletins i sent from the airport, proving that humans can interpret words as a whole vice the actual correct spelling: BULLETIN ONE: subj: hi everyone..... help! text: oh noooooooooooooooooo we got drunk and then cameto airpottro. fuck. i had pjone but now i don't and now that's the second razr fuckl fuck,.... so now i at internet station at delta but no phone and i called zaa who was boarding some kl mflight and now i have no phoen and DRUINk and fuck no phone phone my SECOND razr fuck k that's wall i'llget cvool shit for all you i promose vuck so oooooo driunk YAY can't wait to apss out almozt puissed my pantws waiting to check in for flithvtght. fguck,. CONGRATU k bye aloha WHERE:S MY PHOOOOOOOOOOONE someone pls come pick me up monday at 9165pm shit 9 15 pm i get here and now hno ponhone to call shit shit shti k SHIT. k fuck i'll fiugure spometing out cococococoocoocxoxoxoxoox chriajf;jg BULLETIN TWO: subj: congartjaiojgd' text: congratulation to my ppes at thirtynince hotel cause yay thatey fgot their liquor licene and tongiht was firt noght i actually pad gfor my fdrinks i paid a LOT LOT but yay i drunk do i guess i gullfilled that purpose so now cufkfuck no phjone i dunno wher emy phen is and eveyrrtonew looking at me funny cause i typing so fast on keybosad and probably not making nmuchre sense OOH! flight cboarding YAY finally cause i soooo fgreatdy ro pas out. FUCK WHER IS MY PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOONE where ois ZAAAAAAAAAAna fuckl oh well ui guess tomas willl find me somehow fuck ehuhfd. yay. i about to board i hope i don't get shushed like last gtime i was on plane fm dc to wati was wit dc? i thin it was dc to honolulu but mayene somewher oin between anyway i was as hammerd ad i was now and i got shushed SHUIRSHED ! buy some douchebaagb. gucler. ugh i better go BYE peiple! croses your fgingers that i fins my phone and i'lll see you back in honolulu ui get back mondya night! yay/ aloooha k bye c I LOVE IT! and i love that i didn't even really remember doing them until i got to tomas's place and he showed me. ha hahahahhaha okay okay okay, so i was pretty stressed out and hung over by the time i got to paris, TWO days later because i had no phone to make sure tomas would be there. but of course he didn't dissappoint:  i was like "YO! isn't donna supposed to already be here?" and he was like "um yeah... she didn't make it" my baby bear missed her flight! of course we didn't know this until much later. we set out to waste time until zana's flight came in at six... on our way to lunch. look how bundled up i am!  waiting in the airport cafe. i HATE degaulle by the way. all we need now is zana...  um yeah. now we finally get a call from zana. she is in rotterdam. (yes, ROTTERDAM) and she's not coming. at all. she had to find her own way to amsterdam where she will fly out to paris in the morning. amsterdam. so we make do without our girl and hit the town. we are at caberet... very swanky.  everything in there was red  missing zana  so yeah, it was somewhat boring at first. i'm used to knowing everyone and causing lots of commotion and whatnot when i'm out. we moved over to a more central location and ran into some friends... i WISH i can remember this girl's name  this is her boyfriend. what is WITH her! i am way hotter than this guy...  then me and donna got pulled back into one of the private areas. whatever. they were cool. i didn't really care to get their names or their story, but i imagine they were around for the fashion week festivities as well. some dude and some chick  more dudes  french boys are pretty easy, actually  the first white boy i've kissed since i can't remember when  okay enough with these boys. they were hot hot hot but ugh. we can't leave tomas all alone in the other area. and LOOK WHO is there cruising with him! eric's french twin!  (i'll let you decide)  and oh my we got more girls....  and they were quite frisky! french booth schenanigans(tm)  trying to steal my girl's boyfriend so i can have her to myself  the girls really started to warm up to us after a few drinks  no not her... ME!  those guys over there were doing blow right at their table. all out in the open.  (i realized after this pic that they were just trying to light a match) a light? for you? um, anything.  everyone smokes in paris  french people thinking they are making out somewhere private. ha!  tomas was hot hot hot tonight. he never told us how many fans he has in paris  on to the next party.... donna is about to be attacked by... someone  this is the vip room. this is the vip party for gwen stefani that we MISSED. ugh.  this is the orange car that we were chauffered around in  these guys were stoked  it was sooo cold. i can't believe i had to wear SOCKS  so blah blah blah cruised around did a bunch of stuff... now it's the next morning... ZANA MADE IT!!!!!! hey girl... HOW WAS ROTTERDAM!  we hit the streets... met up with her friend sarah from seattle....  it is very important to have your photo taken in front of this place. the best chocolate shop in the WORLD people.  this is the last one i got before we got schooled  there are a million smart cars in paris  it was snowing  the streets  notre dame  foiled timer shot  mmmmmmm sandwiches  cruised by tomas's work for a sec  it was still snowing  museum of modern art... can't you tell??  pink car wash like thing that was inside....  trying to find the other gallery  still snowing  found it. nice long hallway  portraits!  finally someplace not fucking freezing  the gallery is NEVER really open  still snowing  after this we all went back and got ready to go out again. friday night..... model party! oh shit, stay tuned-- these ones are gonna be FUCKING good. xoxooxo |