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last week, for some reason, had a SHITLOAD more shots than usual. i think it's cause my days keep rotating. i'm doing something like three days on/three days off so it's messin up my weekly blog rotation.
oh well, you'll be ok!

OH! and i just realized i'm a week behind too.
but eh, it will even out eventually.

so going back TWO weeks then... i worked mon-tues-wed. didn't get up to a whole lot. the new schedule of 2p-10p has left me erriely unenergetic. that MUST stop.

but by thursday i was ready to rage and thank god the rest of my island was with me... cause shit at sam choys got off the CHAIN! i loved it.

i just thought of something random. i really miss trader joes.

anyway. aw. daytime fun with vince on the phone.

later that evening... sarah sporting some HAWT razegear. yay vince.

philip is sometimes called the shot nazi. whatever. i fuckin love him.

i love bitchen kitchen.

i love kawika too-- but look at the glass over there. that's like this chocolate nut crunch shit rimmed around the glass. fuckin awesome drink, man.

the og had a cool manicure

aw. jimmy.

tonight was good. we had a blast. i snuck out because i was pretty wasted. i can't remember why i was drunk. OH WAIT!!! yes i can. i just now rememberd that i stopped in on pablo and his new place of business...
99 apples and red bull. or somethin. shit i don't even really know. haw haw.

dude at arnold's had these really cool slippahs. that's a BOTTLE OPENER there.

look what happens when you go to arnolds to visit pab. you get to see sexy shanelle. honolulu's version of a suicide girl.

yes honey, and it's also trader joes. oooo, like those chocolate covered peanut butter pretzel things.

friday was indigo happy hour with the work peeps.

scott and i got to the jic on the same fuckin day.

this is elecktra. she is amazing. i get to see her sometimes. HEY! she was at deville last night too. so hot.

indigos means kamu. kamu means christa is happy.

now on to the sex toy party in kahala. you know those things. it was fun to cruise with all the girls.
we HAD to make up an adjective for our nametags. i think that was kinda ... eh

right now i wish i had a wiener.

this is a clit pump. no shit. you put it down there and it makes your poor little baby carrot all swollen and more sensitive. um. ok.

andy bought a roll of black reuseable bondage tape and made herself a top to wear. fucking YES.

amanda and katinka and the last pic of flash's camera when it worked. r.i.p.

aw. bff.

he does this a lot

bamp.

monica loves it when i do this. i love it when i do this.

aw. philip. vibing as usual, haw haw.

matty never disappoints

time for my favorite after w friday spot. who's that dude back there. and wtf kalei, you don't drink.

i still can't believe we got flash to the living room. all the "isn't that... flash?" whispers. it was funny.

ha ha i told you she did this hon-- i can't believe you don't remember!

that's the nipple cream she had bought earlier. we all had errect nipples after this.

flash was having a gloss crisis. the nipple cream seemed to work good tho

the last christa shot of princess maria before her world tour. i believe she is in thailand right now. lucky girl.*

*wanna know something funny, i was supposed to be in thailand right now too

what's up

me and kalei are having a hard time getting this shot

oh how i love running into my future ex-husband shaun

and for this weeks mini-skirt off... it looks like ZANA has it! oh man, you girls are neck and neck.
congratulations ZANA!!

brian, you are SO in.

best part about going to the l roo on a friday... the guys are fuckin hot

so are the girls. FUCK. i love this place.

and guranteed you'll see kamu, who i love love love

yes friends. friday night was FANTASTIC!

saturday i was still a-glow. kalei came and picked me up.

see? glowing.

i guess the sheraton and some other hotels were doing a charity something or other car wash thing in kahala. the sheraton means ryan laskey and ryan laskey means fucking GREAT saturday. this is kalei asking him if they take credit cards, haw haw.

no they didn't... but FLASH bought a ticket earlier that week and from the state he was in last night i KNEW he wasn't going to make it to kahala for a friggin car wach by 3... we decided to go grab it
poor hungover flash

who loves christa!

kalei brought him a copy of honolulu magazine. he was like "cool. i'm happy and bouncing around. on the inside."

HEY! look what time it is!

so tonight it's mark farina at the wave. hey-- did you go? the place was fuckin packed! and it was like $20 cover tonight. and no guestlist! well, except...

ikon's set was better i think, but shhhh

aw. ikon loves christa.

aw. darin!

aw. sarah.

i devoured matty boy after this shot

i was all stoked on maka vee's watch

i was all stoked on maka vee's presence in general

eric shin is officially in the doghouse for not taking me to the symphony ball tonight.

meanwhile outside...

guest appearances outside by zana fuckin RULE

ok, eric shin is out of the doghouse now. only cause i love it when he keeps his tux on after a concert or event. it's so hot.

you're damn right they are

christa loves kalei

rick is back in town. i'm scared!

oh dear... we are beyond wasted

i had never really cruised with miko before. he's awesome. we all went to waikiki and kicked it at the beach. good times. i found these glasses on a tree.

good times people. seriously. poor sarah though. she had to work at 9 the next day. ouch. i didn't even really sleep tonight i just laid still on my couch for a few hours. it didn't work so i went to the gym then work. uuuuuuugh. shitty sunday.
didn't do ANYTHING again until monday.

MONDAY! it was the wave and hula's christmas party at the skybox. maleko hosted... there were tons of giveaways... i won a cool ass osiris jacket... kalei got mix master mike tickets... and the best part?
HYBRID ANTICS WITH ZANA!
well, here's zana and veronica

of course ryan was invited

now danny THAT's a christmas party outfit

were you there? did you have the shoyu chicken? soooooooo good.

uh oh... i'm gonna get SCOOPED!

bj was still all stoked on me cause i showed him my chest the week earlier

rockstar todd. not, cause he's a rockstar... he's, like, the rockstar energy drink rep. but i guess he could be a rockstar too... i mean, remember that hilton suite thing?

byron what's so funny man

there was no gambling at this party

guest appearance by nina roxanne. oh my.

she's a hot one fellas. and kalei? well jeez... you already know

so pablo won the mountain bike. how? rock fucking paper scissors! it was classic. i love it. thanks to jack and flash and all the wave people for a great monday night. OH ! and i almost forgot! i saw punkass tonight! what's up dave, it was cool seeing you it's been forever.

so ya.... that's how it all went down. this past weekend will be up soon. it was pretty damn good too. you'll see.

i love you.