blogjulyweekone

what's up what's up happy holiday weekend. i'm on hour 7 of sixteen. i know-- hardcore, man. hardfuckingcore. it was around hour 4 that i realized i had enough shots from this weekend to make another blog... and it was around hour 3 that i finally was able to do anything besides sit here and groan softly.

last night was RIDICULOUS. i was so fucking wasted. apparently, i slipped out of the sheraton without saying goodbye to anyone and made it to the wave where i was rumored to be upstairs canoodling a bit too closely with the infamous tony ching. he's a fucking slut. haw haw. so ya-- i made it out alive. not sure how. snuck home. not sure how. made it here. thank god.

so KALAHA CHRIS! he's back in town, i missed him. got a msg for happy hour at his house promptly at 6. i'm SO there.
chris has the best house ever

sorry about some of these shots, still having issues with my new old camera

todd came over to try out some cool outfits to wear to richard cheese. chris has THE coolest fucking wardrobe ever. EVER.

mmm? nah, too maleko.

mmm? nah, too guido grandpa.

seriously sorry about the shots.

this is elbert's dog cooper. he is way mellow. i love him.

see?

elbert's friend charlie is from california

kristi's a blonde now

my brother tim. i love the hideaway. i love that i was somehow already hammered by the time we got there.

when i press my shutter it takes about 30 seconds for the camera to take the shot. so now most of my pics have people looking bored or irritated. this MUST stop.

text from flash. "plumpus is dressed like the life aquatic! get here NOW!"
yes, dear.

hudson is friends with tommy lee.

this is one of those times where the pics help me remember what the fuck i did. apparently, i spent a LOT of time cruising with hoang. i was stoked out on his new phone. it's the boy version of mine.

whenever i see hoang i sing "ooooooooooone is the loooooooonliest nuuuumber that you eeeever knew". you know. to be funny and shit.

nice one. get me all distracted with your hot fucking i love dick shirt. all cut appropriately. then WOOSH here's a hundred shots.

i have about forty pictures like this. i think i was seriously stoked on his phone.

MIKO!!!! jesus, miko franconi was there?!?! i don't even remember seeing you kid. what's up!

dunno why. but they were casting tonight. she's gonna put me on nbc. i remember now! she put a little star by my name. standby!

not the best kawika-in-frame shot i have but i like the look on his face in this one the best. kawika. you're fucking hot.

time for the show bitches. usual crew in usual spot. instead of 80s music it's lounge music. it was great. seriously.

candee. *drool*

oh dear lord

MAAAAAAAAAgie

jimmy loves christaaaaaaaaa

jesus

martini smoking jacket

jimmy is known for only dancing with me. i don't know what's happening here.

oh man i seriously don't remember taking this. richard is a crooner tho.

these boys are kind of a big deal

john berger told me that george IS a big deal. if john berger says that then i guess it's really true. i mean. it's john berger.

i am going to tell you right now. this weekend was a very drunk weekend for me. i'm not sure what got in to me, you know i don't get completely shitfaced that often. i think i just needed a refresher. it was kinda hard dealing with going back to being alone after being so rowdy with not one but TWO of my homeboys from california. but yea-- i'm telling you. i. was. wrecked.

i don't think i went to the living room for very long. i know i really wanted to go help them celebrate their anniversary tho.
YEA JON! one fucking year, i can't believe it. i feel like part of the family.

ran in to little chloe bear and her hot friend

stratton. the tat.

chloe thanks for the gift certificates! you are such a doll. i'm stoked.

now what. oh. work. fucking work work work. made it to skyline just in time for the line madness. i love walking right past all that... to the line on the other side that's just as long, haw haw. um, yeah. we need to figure out a better way to get the people who buy tables n booths up there faster.

looking at maggie while you're waiting certainly eases the pain. don't you think?

did you see pixie? pixie from star? she looked amazing! i was just gonna take her pic but she suggested the cheesy myspace mirror shot. YES.

danielle was looking smoking too.

my two best friends were there! thank god! i love you guys.

just kidding! it's monica! love ya.

the simple element is back in town. rah rah! we missed you michael.

the kids i cruised in my booth with were SUPER nice and bought me a couple drinks. then all of a sudden i was completely wasted again. i don't know what that was about. but hey. rad! i have a hundred pics of me with a bunch of champagne too. fucking YES.

ladies and gentlemen miss cathy tanaka

PHILIP!!!! i think i'm yelling "MAAAAADA" in this shot

zana's show was going on and i remember i was already pretty buzzed. i was like "this isn't akane!" i realized later that it was the first show i'd ever seen where i hadn't seen the line before the show. you know? the stuff was super glam.

mike and i used to work together in fucking england. now he's in hawaii. and he's got the coolest wife on the island. anna. anna is SO fun. we had a blast! call me girl... surfing tuesday! i didn't forget.

surprise performance by richard cheese. it went SO well with the party. i loved it. flash! new house band! new house band!

brian is the new guy

the people who bought my usual booth never showed up. all night people were lurking around it. shit was funny.

the volleyball guys are back in town. jose took tony down to puerto rico. he said it was nothing but sun, booze and ass. rad. YO! smart mag!

all of the pics with me in them are horrible. i look. ridiculous. and drunk. look:

DANIELLE! ooooooooh i bet she got some good shots tonight. can't wait to seeeeeee.

goobs finally stopped giving me false hope tonight. i'm sad but it's slightly refreshing. but still too bad, i mean... how hot would our kids have been!

it's your favorite european nik

amanda's booth was next to mine. rad. she looked hot tonight. and guess who's finally here!

uhm.... KALEI

oh yes dear lord sweet jesus kalei

let the booth schenanigans commence. bitches.

brian lynch is seriously cool

it's the new guy! yo ladies, he's a doctor. grab em!

before kalei: bored and slightly desperate

after kalei: peppy and full of life

smart mag! i seeeeeee you!

anna rules. i'm drunk.

no amanda didn't cut her hair. for the bazillionth time. GAWD.

danny! and the random appearance of the condom necklace that was passed around all night. haw haw.

one small hand away from being completely x rated

well now. thanks to justin and mike and anna and tony and jose for being my vip guests. i'm pretty sure you all had fun right? good.

i DID make it to the wave after with the volleyball boys. i remember going straight upstairs to the dancefloor. jose danced, like one song with some hot blonde with fake tits and was like "i'm outta here see you two later". i'm pretty sure he's still fucking as i type this. haw haw. welcome home!

i'm not gonna be around til tomorrow night. who the hell goes out on the LAST night of a 4 day weekend. well.... we'll see! haw haw. let's get wrecked. i am starting to really like it.

*kisses* to dyson for having the coolest music. i pinched it for the blog. mahalos!