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WHAT. ha ha just kidding. this week i had a pleasant surprise. a call from the newly relocated zana at 9am. she was in town and was gonna stop by to cruise for a bit. fucking YES. she was highly entertained by my last blog  i call this shot: "canon on timer on my double iced espresso"  zana had to go back to work at noon. booooo. thank god for OLENA! she came and grabbed me for daytime adventures  just like the old days! we decided to get lost in kailua. it wasn't as hard as you think, ha ha. tried to find boots n kimo's. it was impossible. had lunch at big city instead.  after lunch we found it. figures. skip ahead a few hours and i'm watching this mainland completely KILL it at band camp. senses fail. did you see them? you can't tell me they didn't put on a fuckin awesome show.  olena cruised back there with me. this is TWICE in one day people.  rock out kid  sweaty senses fail  and look who else it is! mmm g spot.  pepper invited natural vibrations to come and do a song with them. PEPPER. the band that headlined band camp. asked MY BOYS to do a song with THEM. that's right bitches. peni and his woman  haw haw i wanna see that picture olena's posing for  this is kealii. as in da hui rider kealii. i love da hui. i love kealii.  trent flew over from the big island and then snuck backstage JUST to see senses fail. he got there right as they were digging out. poor trent.  half of bamp  morturaty chris! awwww. we missed you.  maggie is a white chick that works at the mai tai bar. i know, we were surprised too.  yesod there playing some pepper song  kealii LOVED me. seriously. i was shocked myself. but hey....  fellow stage dwellers.  russ! fuck yeah.  the posse  that's maggie and candee. my favorite hot chicks. and you know flash.  i realized that i kind of matched the press wall.  oahu loves pepper  maka veeeeeeee selling teeeeeeees. did you know the band camp shirts were made by mada? hot!  seriously. oahu LOVES pepper.  yes, candee. fucking YES.  egg whites?  pepper finally showed up to the after party. bret and yesod love me  ...but that's because i let them see my boobs. aw, come on. it's PEPPER.  partied all night til the next day. i am SO going to kona, like, tomorrow. those guys know how to have a good time. so does darin. haw haw. fed my hangover with vinh the next day.  went home after to crash... got a text from zana AND the og. fuck. can't say no to BOTH of them... cruise back to chinatown for raggae night at thirtynine hotel. brian. brian molinar? i'm sorry, but i haven't been faithful...  friday afternoon was tea at high noon. wait. i mean high tea at noon. haw haw. poor vinh was waiting on us for almost 30 minutes.  i'm NEVER late. but today i woke up at 11:58. fuck.  zana was late too  high tea  do you think it's food coloring or natural?  mmmmm high tea dessert  later on that evening i decided to have a drink with poor kahala chris. i hadn't seen him in ever and was starting to feel bad for neglecting my friend  by the time i got there they were already a million drinks in from indigo pau hana.  what fuckin street is hank's on, people  steve let me drink his crown. it was straight up. ugh.  guess what street i'm on  cruised over to flash's. he was making me my favorite. i call it flash salad. it's just cucumbers, onions, tomatoes, cheese and avacado but he puts vinegar and garlic and other shit and... man, it's just really fuckin good.  oh yeah-- and fresh squeezed lemon  flash fridays are my favorite. my FAVORITE. started at hard rock for rockstar fridays. they should change the name to "overflowing with WOMEN fridays"  aw. kekoa.  the start of my downward spiral.  tony's new 'do  you probably haven't noticed yet, but grant NEVER lets me get a pic of him. this is the first time he's ever let me. i'm stoked. one day....  hot maggie and hot jenna  ya ya ya look at all the people. actually tho, i was trying to get a shot of that hot fuckin guy with the long hair and the finger. see him? someone please tell me who that is.  if you are gonna go to rockstar fridays i suggest peeing before you leave the house  beautiful? yes. talented? oh man YES. single? fucking NO. ugh.  time to go to maharajas  still doing quite well  and yes i found out they DO, in fact, hire these girls to just lay there. hot.  aw. kristen.  good job roni... you've got the place packed two weeks in a row. rad.  sup ladies  ryan, always looking like a ten  darin, first pic i have of him without the emo zoolander face  mad dog is back on the scene  i am slipping heavily downward....  aw. anthony.  i wonder if that kid called ryan and asked if he was gonna wear his hat tonight before he decided to wear his...  she said it was a really boring job. not for us.  time for the w  flash what was her name  matty boy twice in one week. stoked!  yes, i see you  hold on, this won't be the last you see of komo low  guess who!  someone else has a swvoraski phone  hey! it's... er  wait... lemme... try again....  fuck... too many shots already.. it's GRANT  ugh  all my pics from the w were on zoom so none came out. i only have, like, four where you can actually see a face. kayce!  see? ugh.  i didn't take this one. which is why you can see us. but ugh... i'm thinking we shouldn't see us.  this kid just moved to hawaii. he was celebrating his birthday too.... i helpded. that smile isn't for nothing, haw haw.  lance rae!  one of the four  outside. flash attacking jimmy for a ride to the wave  "come on man... take us to the wave"  "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY he's gonna take us! christa, get in! get in before he changes his mind!"  ride success  yea yea yea yea  this is what me and flash look like on flash fridays after five hundred shots  aw. gary was cruising outside.  fuck.  there was a picture in the toilet that looked like hoang  drunk flash: "welcome to the wave waikiki. bitches, hot sluts, and christa"  komo: "take my picture damn it"  "no, come on. i want a PICTURE"  "pleeeeeeeeeeeease take my picture"  "here i'll take one of you guys"  "now ME AGAIN! meeeeeee!"  what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  probably telling him how much i love flash fridays  jesus  "come on christa. oooooooone more"  veronica must have been highly entertained tonight, haw haw.  outside. lead singer of a band. but i liked his sleeve.  301 and mai tai girls. fucking YES.  haw haw  see i can hook up when i'm drunk just like everyone else  the first time we've ever done this  alyssa found her way over too. thank god.  aw  we were....  ...trying to see who could draw the best world map  it's harder than it looks people  me and flash are still fucked up. the end.  fuck. that's what i get for designating a fucking driver.  last night i missed the smart magazine party. because of FLASH FRIDAY. worth it? i dunno.... probably. i'm sorry flash. i'm sorry zana and olena. make sure you pick up a copy of the july smart mag cause ALL our girls are in it... olena is on the cover, zana is in the designer spotlight, and even kalei found her way in the "what are you wearing" section. hawt! i'm trying to take it easy these next few days before deej and daniel get here. shit's gonna get crazy this week. i'm talking TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY-THURSDAY-FRIDAY-SATURDAY-SUNDAY-MONDAY so make sure you call me any of those days n we'll cruise. take care. i'm stuck at work til tuesday so write! xxx |