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sundays on the islands are pretty fucking chill, yo. For the most part i stay out of waikiki whenever i can but on sundays you can't beat dukes if you get there just before sunset. all the crachkeads are out dancing around in their g-strings and the patio is packed with local hotties mingling with the tourists. i personally love tourists. the bring in the cash and they don't know your entire life story. it's like a fresh start! haha. not that i'm ashamed of anything, but it's sort of like WE are on vacation when we're there. blah. so anyway, a few sundays ago me and flash [and flash] were at it again.  fucking dukes. if you've ever taken a vacation to oahu i'm sure you stopped here  see? i told you. crackheads.  you might be wondering why the hell we're even here. the talent from last weekend (80z all stars! fuck yeah!!) were still around and we thought we'd have them see the shit.  greg had an incident last night. ha ha  the man behind the buti  i have a take-pictures-of-palm-trees fettish. you know that. youshould see my HOUSE.  WOLFER!  theworldsfuckingmostfabulouspartyslutwhores  dude. dude with bitches.  greg and flash messing around  marques! it's marques people....  everyone knows demir  honolulus brad and jen  um... duh.  ooooooh BRIAN is here. did you know he was a nude model!?!? shit, i wonder if i'm supposed to tell you that. pretend like you don't know, k?  okay one more of these and i'm out  grabbed kalei and lulu and headed over to rockin sushi  can't NOT stop by oakley if we're already in waikiki. kimo would be heartbroken. instead, he's...... stoked.  cheesy group shot.  a lot of us are already drunk. poor reid. oh, this is reid's joint. he loves flash. the sake bottles were never empty thanks to that.  thanks reid!  mmmmmmmm sake  okay, maybe it's not that good  you'll catch it if you open your mouth wider  rock stars are always doing something obscure with their hands when you take their picture  HEY LOOK! flash has chopstick walrus teeth! oh my gosh! i've NEVER seen anyone do that before. holy CRAP i'm in awe of such ingenuity and wit!  claire and brian['s tongues]  no, seriously. flash. you are SO original.  lance rae hosted the oscar party tonight. always with a hot ass fucking date this one. nice of ya to stop by and show her off.... mmmmmmm.  fried ice cream.  we are all so FUCKING wasted now. seriously. we must have had a hundred bottles of sake. it goes down a lot better when it's warm. well, when it's warm and after those first few cups. time for mai tai bar. "oh i can take you i can take you" flash fucking says. "i've got plenty of room" fuck.  hey greg. fuck you.  this is what we look like when we're wasted on sake  it's AIMEE  claire's arm. and lance's hot date  flash is doing his best to get some honeys for us  it worked! mmmm this one is my favorite  um, this one not so much. she was a little too drunk.  mmmm but i love me some mini-pam-anderson types.  at this point i have to thank my best friend ZANA who came all the way from kaimuki to pick me up so i could get ready for sarah's birthday party. if she wouldn't have come i'd of never never made it in time. ugh. I LOVE YOU ZANA! okay so after this it was sarah's birthday party, which i made for jennifer's page... if you so choose, you can go to it NOW NOW NOW NOW that's it! sunday.... *ah* my chemical romance - im not okay :: urbnmix.net |