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hi! how was your week? things on the isles are the same as ever. lots of fun and sun and mayhem and hookers and whatnot. although i've been noticing something.... from the mail i get i'm realizing the readers i have that don't actually KNOW me, i think, may be developing these misconceptions about me. not like i care, really, but i figure if you take the time to look at these millions of pics you should at least know the real christa. anyway, here's a couple of the main ones: -- i'm not a "stoner".... it's actually the truth and something my close friends know. so now you know. hey, now we're "close" friends.... -- yes i have a "real" job and no it has nothing to do with the nightlife business that's all i have to say about that. -- i am straight yes, sorry. i love love love me some hot chicks like the rest of em but at the end of the day it's the men that i dream about. -- i actually don't drink that much i always tell you when i'm DRUNK drunk, and thinking back, it's only been a handful of times over the past few months. seriously. another thing my close friends know that now you know too. it's just easier for me to zip around town to the different things going on when i'm sober. plus, it makes waking up waaaay easier. hooray for red bull. but i digress. i think the pics are loaded.... monday started with a literal bang. flash threw an "industry" new year's eve party for all the "industry people who had to work new year's eve" on the 31st of jan. champagne, keoki, balloon drop, [my favorite] confetti cannons... and LANCE RAE  the tsuts were looking fyyyyyyyyyne too, DAYUM  keoki in his underwear, as usual  elaine and tess! it's elaine and tess everybody!!!! (elaine and tess.....)  pedro was with me tonight. and what you see here is the actual height difference. and i'm pretty tall myself. hot hot hot  ikon worked new year's i think. didn't you? i remember seeing you but now i forget.... ugh  don't mess with thirtynine hotel's "richard" when he's in cowboy mode. trust me.  pedro? HAPPY NEW YE... er, HAPPY NEW MONTH!!!  *pause* little teddy is in here calling me a "computer nerd" while i make this blog. and i'm like "dude. you don't even have to type in the html anymore with photobucket you can just copy and paste the code" GOD. okay, where was i... oh, this pic is funny. matty is reading the champagne's "aura" and zana seems to be not cool with that. meanwhile flash is attacking her sister in the background. i mean, not like i'm judging, but i'd be more concerned about my sister than some glass of bubbly... you know?  so TUESDAY morning i woke up with confetti all over my bed and all over my floor. and all over my bathroom and all in my shower and on my couch and even in my closet. after extensive cleaning i met up with the thirtynine hotel peeps. tonight was a really good one. as usual, actually. packed with all these hot twentysomethings who have interesting things to talk about but aren't presumptuous-hippy-types... just cool people. seriously. OOH OOH!!! and kieth and kaila had the SAME shirt. i mean, kieth has never been to the african cultural festival in chicago but he still had the same shirt. and decided to wear it on THIS VERY NIGHT. strange...  emma plays violin in the symphony. that's so fucking rad. unfortunately it's opera season right now so i haven't seen much of her. thank god for march. and handel! (call me if you wanna go)... oh! and if you know me you know i was salivating over her raincoat. oh oh oh, and don't mess with richard when he's in zoolander mode. (actually go ahead, i think it might be okay)  lots of people out tonight. dancing too.  musicmaker colin on the patio  dug out around 2 to have late supper with pablo at lulus. my new favorite place.  okay so wednesday. i let olena and kalei twist my arm again. another dave and buster's night. i'm digging that place. oh, but we cruised at kinkaids first for drinks. rudy is soooo the shit, by the way. seriously. my onoliscous lychee martini  everyone loves this girl  um, this one too  jen vo got the macadamia nut crusted warm brie. it only looked like this for a second  you'll wanna have drinks with olena. she gives good tips.....  ..... and she is very modest when it comes to her wheels and the whole "miss hawaii" thing....in fact, it's more like a "job with the board of tourism" or "hawaii promoter" or "intelligent, benevolent, talented, beautiful woman recognized for all and then some"  *sigh* oh how i love dave and buster's..... and the kawika twins.  kimo gets one with olena's "signature" pose. hoah brah! howz da chick? MEEEEEN!  no, of course he's not drunk. and that's not a glass eye. i don't think..  the trifecta... er, in effecta... HEY!  crap i missed greg. too bad-- he's a handsome one, ladies.  yea yea yea.... i would show more but it is hard to pick my favorites and it's only wednesday people..... tonight ended up fucking fantastic, if i do say so myself. AGAIN! i'm so hot right now. thursday was mellow. another dinner/movie night at flash's. him and rose got completely wasted on wine and i slept through star wars one, two AND three. ugh. damn this stupid cold. whatever, it was nice to have a mellow night. friday. already the weekend. and russ inoyue's birthday. you know him. his crew does the $5-pitcha-rubba-slippa thing at hard rock. they have, in my opinion, the best radio spot in honolulu. (flash? are you reading this? if you are, just kidding!) (if you aren't, no i'm not!). anyway, before that i went to see fishbone with................ (guess).......................(you'll never guess)...................................... wayne. yes, THAT wayne. we actually cruised most of the day together before his gig at the punahou carnival. i didn't go to that because it was raining, by the way. but we hooked up after for fishbone (they have the same manager as slightly stoopid!!) but missed the show. it was over by ten. TEN. fucking all ages shows.... ugh no worries, we can have a parking lot safety meeting. there's jehua!  i wish i could have joined. but whatever. it makes me too looopy and i'd rather stay sober on weekends. unless i fell like getting drunk. or whatever. whatever. anyway, the whole crew was at hard rock. russ wasn't too hammered when we got there, but it was all downhill after this pic. HEY! natural vibes is playing next friday, by the way. you MUST come check it. you know how fun that is...  i stole boo's camera and took a..... surprising pic  kanoi! yay i love kanoi!  yay flash and kimo. flash, ouch.  russ is now sitting, standing, dancing, carrying on conversations with his eyes completely closed. don't think i saw them open again. but he kept on. what a fucking trooper. seriously. flash, always the commentator  time to start fucking with russ  one of the million that were taken at this point  yep, still closed  kalei and flash being.... kalei and flash  time for the wave. just for a sec. just long enough to check out max cheddar. i'd heard their stuff, didn't realize how HOT they were. shit. almost didn't want to leave. but had to run over to the living room. it was freestyle fridays. i was next up on the mic.  i'm smiling like a baffoon here. jeez. but come on, i mean, i have to compete with wailele "i'm so hot with my huge sportscasting smile" sallas.... cut me some slack please. fuck. (p.s. he IS hot)  i was trying to get pedro to talk to jasmine so i could talk to wai. (isn't she hot hot hot?!) it worked! but then again, pedro is a slut. oh well. there's jose too. mmmm puerto ricans.  (oh, and if you care, they won their games) so yeah yeah yeah the living room was going off.... time to dig out to get to the wave and catch the rest of hottie max cheddar. they rocked it. you know i usually post even the shitty pics but the ones i have of them are BEYOND shitty. not even worth you seeing. trust me. too smokey in the wave and it makes the flash look all distorted and awful. no flash is too dark. oh well, whatareyagonnado. but i saw blaze! and boy was he faded.  jason? do you remember your back getting all wet? um, this is why. eeeeew.  cruising outside. hottie norwegians getting in my face. trying to get me to make out with bri. yeah right! i mean, i'd love to but not when you TELL me to.  NOW SATURDAY! it was raining allllllll week and i was starting to get annoyed but i woke up on saturday to beautiful blue skies so i ran over to zana's to get the crew down to hunakais.  my beach  sexy kaila and hawaii's own chris lam..... and an upside down teddy  something about a fedora at the beach.... so hot!  everybody watching......  ....teddy going airborn   so what... oh, it's bob marley fest! i said i wasn't a stoner i didn't say i don't LOVE them! we got there late, around ten, but the WHOLE ISLAND was there. aloha tower was fucking packed  i'm not much of a "line waiter" so we did a wristband recce and got in within minutes. zana and kaila are good laddat. kapono's  damien was there! oooooh! and look how "rasta" i am!  maria. sorry this pic is so shitty hon. i am SO bad at holding still. ugh. but look people! it's the prince and princess of waimanalo. sean and maria remos! and sean's little one. SO adorable  it's nighttime and i'm with zana. yay!  my boys. they rocked it. ROCKED it. seriously. everyone always goes crazy when they play  i'm in the jungle! it's all dark and scary and.... wait.....joakim!  wayne is so hot when he's on stage  at promptly 1:30 i got a call from a slightly buzzed olena. next thing i know the three of us are crammed in kalei's little TINY z3 (lulu)  next thing i know olena is falling out of lulu (but still looking so sexy)  we are making a word here. i think. wait, no, it's perfornamce art. (god, i am looking crispy here) (damn you beach day) (wait, no, beach day. i'm sorry i didn't mean that my beautiful, wonderful beach day. friends? good!)  aimee was there! to rudy's dismay?  cj... BOO  jasmine and her friend. yay jasmine. grrrrrr jasmine. *drool* jasmine.  olena honey you might wanna slow do--..... oh, nevermind  told you  alright this is bullshit. i wish i could be in two places at once. max cheddar is at the wave again tonight. ugh. time to get over there. the best i got, sorry  there was body painting tonight  meanwhile outside.... matty always looks so fucking hot  dammit flash, i'm trying to pimp the text message and you're TOTALLY fucking up my game  time for you-know-where  sean isn't drunk here. i think it's just bad lighting....  ......okay maybe it isn't. there's brent too. yes, flash brought me a "cheesy" present to 301. mahalo plenty cuz  so today i slept through superbowl. whatever. woke up and saw sideways (not as good as i thought it was going to be) and cruised to deville. unfortunately, everyone BESIDES me was burned out from superbowl drinking and all that so it was kinda slow. odd to see a sunday night there not crazy. but then again, we left around one and it never gets TOTALLY hopping til like 2. who knows. anyway, it's now almost 4am and i'm wide awake. HELLO LULUS!!!!! (i fucking LOVE that place) hope your weekend was good... hope you enjoyed that sun.... call me xoxoxo  OH WAIT today (monday) there will be a memorial for nainoa hoe. if you need the details, pls e-mail me. |