what!

happy halloween.... the best holiday for grown ups EVER. better than new year's because there's no obligation to have a date. better than labor day because you get to see girls wearing sexy costumes. better than 4th of july because .... shit, 4th of july has bbqs... forget it! fuck halloween! i hate it!

aw, just kidding halloween. i still love you.

last wednesday was shokudo fun with my star babies.


ha ha


there's corn flakes in that. but it's goooooood.


g spot was wasted. something about his baseball team winning. whatever. i LOVE drunk g spot. it doesn't happen often.


thursday night i skipped HNL at next door. i know, i know. YES, i'm feeling okay... but i wanted to check out ozomatli. apparently, i am the only one left in the universe that hasn't seen them live.

swampa zz always plays thursday nights. tonight instead of indigo he opened up for ozomatli at kaponos


...and had the lovely ANDY dancing


for my friends not on oahu, kaponos is at aloha tower... one of hawaii's beautiful landmarks... act like you know!


ozomatli is a FUN fuckin band. apparently, i'm the last personon the island to know this. well, island, looks like we're all on the same page NOW. bwaaahaha.


aw


overexposed vip area schenanigans starring kalei and suyin


philip puts the P in bamp t-shirt. wait, there's no P in that...


FUN band.... so much fun


overexposed tamra!


have you seen the mural behind the bar? what is it like 50 feet by 30 feet? whatever, i love it.


gspot....

...with some killer kicks


friday was the costume party at art after dark.


do you ever go there? it's at the honolulu academy of arts. my boyfriend happens to work there. he's super swell.


i really thought this guy was a pilot from singapore airlines


art...


...and costumes


art...


...and costumes


poor kyle pretty much hates being exploited. who wouldn't. i only do it out of love! aw.


art and costumes. yes.


poor kyle had to take care of some crap so it was time for the chinatown extravaganza.


inferno paradiso. heaven and hell. angels and devils. zana and christa. (haw haw.)


heaven's entrance. just like i always pictured it.


mmmm with angels just like i always pictured them


zana practicing her dead look


AHHHHHHHH zana just died!


arthur fulton, everyone. everyone, arthur fulton.


chinatown's heavyhitters on heaven's balcony


AHHHHHH! zana died! wait... i mean AHHHH! zana's on the phone!


got caught by father lamm....


...who banished me to hell where "apparently" i belong.


well hey! at least gary ownes is there too.


actually, hell ain't that bad son.


sheeeeit. TWIGGY?! i KNEW you were a naughty girl... i mean, WHO goes to heaven after hanging with warhol?


yayaoi was selling cigarettes and candy. dope!


davey saved the evening


i never NEVER would have expected to see kalei in hell. seriously.


great fuckin party, next door. thanks for always knowing what's hot.


saturday was prom committee day working like dogs to decorate the hanohano room. as thanks for all our hard work flash and matty got us a room at the sheraton. SHOOOOOOOTS guys!
got there JUST in time to see the sunset... not enough time to get my camera out and capture it tho....


gotta capture HIM too


STILL can't believe i talked him in to being my date. seriously.


making a mess as usual


sarah and her date


RAENAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


ha ha aubrey and monica


keau and gavin were flash and matty. i didn't even notice when i ran in to them upstars with the ear pieces because they didn't have their clipboards and gavin wasn't wearing the hat. but OH MY FUCKING GOD they got this one down to a T!!


derin and company were heathers.... so very.


erick! your sister! how are you doing bro? miss you.......


um, of COURSE kalei was there



ha ha i saw gavin jumping around all night. he totally had flash's dance and mannerisms down pat. funniest shit i've seen in a long time.


amanda brite


prom committee booth schenanigans guest starring sandypants


aw alex said she took a tumble. yes, thank god for shoulder pads honey.


ladies


of course...


malia-so-hot with rick. RICK! afro and jeans is NOT 80's prom attire! GAWD :)


lucy's outfit was so good i didn't even recognize her at first


TTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!


terren! christene! marissa.... troy! haha i'm pretty sure the boys were wasted by the time they got there


yup, pretty sure.


me and zana found the ONLY two formal dresses in kaimuki and they both happened to fit us perfectly. we were having a super good luck thrift store day.


aw. terren.


pommy


see them dancing? haha


aubrey puts the A in bamp poopie hAnds


saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarah


ha ha these guys were a lot of fun


nightlife royalty at your service


seriously... WHAT is he doing here with me. but ask him! i'm pretty sure he had a good time. if you don't believe me you can ask Sheraton security to review those lobby tapes...


afterpartyin a bit. have a feeling this cumberbun is a result of one kaleihikina


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. btw: i was jake ryan's girlfriend tonight. the chick who got drunk and wound up with the nerdy guy. remember? her friends cut that chunk out of her hair? good times.....




so that's it. tonight is HALLOWEEN! i'm heading over to the wave after work and i'll make one whole special blog just for that. i always love the shit people come up with. esp when the cash prize is fuckin $500.

love you! be safe! sorry honey!

(FUCK!)