YO!
so um, there's a lot in this one... just be patient... i think there's like 80 or something. let me know if they don't all load and i'll think of another way to share them. see, it's really super hard to scale down the amount because i already DID and there are my favorites of the 302095849025 that i took.

so anyway, it's been a super fun week because i had monday-friday off. had two twelve hours shifts sat and sun, which of course i worked on no sleep. it's always more exciting that way. finding new and improved ways to nap in a huge operations center with nobody noticing. i was pretty much out of "toilet seat naps" when my boss, a female, was getting over a stomach virus and kept coming in the bathroom...i tried the "newspaper" technique and actually got about 45 min or so before someone poked me in the ear and said i was drooling. ugh. i tried the "gently prop head on hands in front of monitors" but that never works when you're super tired because you totally bob and i was scared i'd break my neck. well whatever, it's over now and i don't have to work there ANYMORE! that's right people... finito with the heavyweights and going back to the helpdesk. a place where you can watch movies and fuck around on the internet and ... SLEEP! (shhhh don't tell anyone that's what i do, i'm a well respected professional)

pics up yet? let's take a look....

so yeah, monday was lunch with the lady friends.


those are some HUGE flowers


why is the patron red?


remember when i told you about the junk with my car and the mosquito attack? i still had one on my foot. see? shit, maybe you can't tell, but i swell up like a hot dog.


so TUESDAY....
just HAD to see malie at oceans


dave and ivan were there too


then after five kettle-red-bulls at oceans i made my way to thirtynine... i was hammered, actually. don't think i got the camera out at all..... zana and kaila and richard and sarah... and crap, i can't really remember. it was fun though. i remember sitting inside talking to someone about cell phones for like 30 minutes because he saw me fucking around on my razr. he was cute, i think too. all techie with glasses. you know how i feel about men with glasses. crap. oh well.
then pussycat was the SHIT. pablo and collin came and we were there til the lights came on. so UN rockstar but whatever. i was seriously faded faded faded by then. we cruised at their place til forever. well, til long enough for me to get a ticket at the zoo. ugh.

so WEDNESDAY was dave and busters. my first wednesday night there. for those of you reading not from hawaii, the dave and busters here turns the roof into a little outdoor club thingie and all the hot locals come out and shake it. i loved it. wish i could have stayed longer.
olena and kalei LOVE CHRISTA


UM... HOORAY FOR BOOBIES


then i had to zip over to the bartending competition at the wave. flash's orders. it was FUCKING fantastic. saw blaze. and jimmy n cheryl. chris kept sliding the drinks from the competition over to us and we were pretty fucked up by the time it was over. flash even got drunk. everyone went to 301 after but i was too drunk and decided to go to bed. i'm an idiot.

so THURSDAY was a more mellow scene..... italian night at 301.


kaila and zana made like 10 courses. the eggplant parmesean was my favorite


no, the wine was my favorite. aimee was there!


so was delicious matty with his new hair


oh, and we watched the godfather 1 and 2 too


i pretty much slept through both movies (shhh, don't tell flash) then decided to go out after because my phone was blowing up with texts from eric 8in and his boy andy. andy flew in for their performance at the tsunami fundraiser. FINE. went to the wave and then his place to cause all kinds of trouble.

NOW FRIDAY!
flash worked really hard on this huge tsunami fundraiser at the wave. "super cw" was a sponsor. because i'm generous like that. check on the wavewaikiki
site for all the pics i took but i'll put up a couple.....
flash shakin it outside. he has new hair too. so hot.


kawika and star... um, their hair kinda looks alike tonight


ikon honey! over here!


hard rock was there with food and it was fucking delicious. egg rolls that were really tiny little burrittos and pesto pasta. oh, and chicken fingers. kieth malini from the hanohano room was serving up sesame ginger chicken too. ono!

after i ate i creeped over to the w to say hi to elaine


the simple element is back on island. remember him? gotta go to "view all blogs, older" to see him


hottie kawika kane was there with his buddy bo. i LOVED bo


well hak, aren't you just uber sexy tonight


okay i'm blowing up again. jen bowers is all bus at the wave wondering where i am. ugh. all right time to get back over there


you are only allowed to pose like this if you're a classy PR exec and all fucked up


oh man, candy... you do things to me


maleko maleko maleko and mike


boat rob and derek on paisley friday


my baby matthew grim with the dj that looks like jack johnson


radio djs are hot. actually, they really did a good job.... call me.


regan and j-bo


maleko is SO good at holding that cannon out. ikon are you ok?


um, I LOVE MATTHEW GRIM


bathroom shots with candy looking possessed are super fucking fabulous


group shots with maleko are super fucking fabulous too


tonight eric 8in got on stage for the first time to accompany dj keoki. him and andy. they were tearing shit UP. the pics are in my other camera. the shit was TIGHT though, did you see?

uh oh. blowing up again. olena is drunk drunk drunk and MUST see her christa. FINE! OFF TO THE LIVING ROOM I GO. wait, on my way out i saw emma phillips in all the madness. with her new akane! looking hot sista


good thing i got there when i did she was almost about to shrivel up from christa-withdrawl. we don't want that happening


oh yeah-- i brought hak with me. kalei looking so hot right now.


hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahha


chris kahunahana and cameron were there


i really do love this girl people


it's like after 3 or something. let's see how many more people we can get out.


watch out for jon eric. he bites.


hawaiian ryan and jackie and kealoha were cruising outside


we just realized all the girls were wearing black


ran into jamal too. he was doing these cool standing jump-flip thingies for us. couldn't catch it with the cannon. in fact, this was all i got


so great. just enough time to go home and shower and go to work. uuuhhhhhhhhhh it really sucked today. the nap after work was soooo fucking good. what sucked was waking up an hour later to get ready for piranha room. aw, fuck it ... it was worth it

tonight's theme.... BURLESQUE
dan dan danny boy


they usually turn the place upside down with all kinds of cool shit. i guess they were going for a more simple look in the vip area


yes i love you too honey


my new signature drink


JEN VO was out! and sasha... and well the rest of us


they had one long table up in the vip this time. all cafeteria style and shit. holla.


sasha!


jen vo just wanted to dance. even at 8 when we got there.


i told sarah and sasha if they kept misbehaving i'd send them to swim with the fishes..... bad, bad girls


former athletes who are now sportscasters are SO HOT right now


you would think lox on a cucumber slice would be good. it isn't. it tasted like vomit. but that might have been because i'm sick. whatever. it LOOKS good.


the place was fucking packed


someone wants to see aukai naked


aukai only gets this happy when i'm on his lap


to-die-for leandro was there. haven't seen him in AGES. since the royal gardens days.... remember that place! *sigh*


the jazz band was the pupu......


....to the sexy burlesque dancer... who got NAKED by the way


that's right honey


oh my god that look on my face is prioceless "rock on? ROCK ON? fuck you"


we all love jason


olena's boobies olena's boobies olena's boobies


my babys waiting for me at the wave


yes, i dipped out. the girls all cruised to the living room. i went to my office. oh man, matt's gonna kill me for using this one.


my baby was all styled down tonight.


justin's back from new york. they never can stay away.


we told flash his new hair made him look like some ventura skater kid


flash and the kpoi boys


oh god jodi..... SO hot



wait... i guess that's all. damn. i hope it loaded okay for you. let me know. that just took me two hours. ugh. well at least now the sun is out. time for beach.

OH! tonight is the industry new year's party. for you industry people who had to work on new year's .... gonna be party favors... balloon drop... ME... come out and party like it's still 2004.

wednesday ruthanne is having a huge send off for dawn.... call me

xoxoxooxo